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Vegan Bake Sale to Benefit The Gentle Barn this Sunday

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Come buy some delicious vegan holiday treats this Sunday, December 7th at The Gentle Barn animal sanctuary in Santa Clarita, California! This is the first holiday-themed bake sale that is happening at the Gentle Barn, and it looks like it will be the biggest one yet! That means you can stock up on baked goods for the holidays to gift or just enjoy them yourself! Here is a sneak peek at the goodies you could be enjoying:


Besides the bake sale, a trip to The Gentle Barn will let you meet some truly amazing rescued animals. This sanctuary takes in abused and neglected animals that no one else wants and rehabilitates them, letting them live the rest of their lives in peace. In turn, they use rehabilitated animals to teach their visitors about these amazingly resilient and loving animals. You can pet, hug, cuddle, and spend time with most of the animal residents, which is truly a life-changing experience in itself!

Go for the treats, go for the animals, and spend time with some inspiring people and animals!

Here are the details of the event:

LOCATION: The Gentle Barn
ADDRESS: 15825 Sierra Highway, Santa Clarita, CA 91390
DATE: Sunday December 7th, 2014
TIME: 10am – 2pm
FOR MORE INFO: Facebook Event

You can read about my past visits to The Gentle Barn here!

13 Days of Creepmas: 7 Macabre Books to Add to Your Creepmas Wish List

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Looking for some unusual, strange, and macabre books this Christmas? I hope you are, because I have hand-picked some that are sure to send shivers down the spines of their lucky readers! I've picked a variety of books, some which are new, while others have been lurking in dark corners for years, but all are the perfect spooky antidote to the holiday cheer that seems to be infecting everything.

Whether you are buying for yourself or for a friend, you'll find something to suit those interested in the darker side of life, from the whimsical drawings of Edward Gorey or Gris Grimly, to the memoirs of a mortician, to timeless poems about death, to post-mortem photography, to a book on Krampus. I like to think there is something for everyone, or at least for those with an interest in the macabre or those that wish to inject some holiday fear into the season!

Peruse my list of spooky book recommendations at your leisure:


The Twelve Terrors of Christmas - Edward Gorey's off-kilter depictions of Yuletide mayhem and John Updike's wryly jaundiced text examine a dozen Christmas traditions with a decidedly wheezy ho-ho-ho. This long out-of-print classic is the perfect stocking-stuffer for any bah humbug. 


Beyond the Dark Veil: Post Mortem and Mourning Photography from The Thanatos Archive - Beyond the Dark Veil is a compilation of more than 120 extraordinary and haunting photographs and related ephemera documenting the practice of death and mourning photography in the Victorian Era and early twentieth century. Contains 194 images of hand-colored photographs, albumen prints, ambrotypes, cabinet cards, carte de viste, daguerreotypes, gelatin silver prints, opaltypes, real photo postcards, stereoviews, tintypes, and supplementary articles and related ephemera from the Thanatos Archive, which houses an extensive collection of early post-mortem, memorial, and mourning photographs dating as far back as the 1840s.


Krampus: The Devil of Christmas - In the early Christmas traditions of Europe, the Krampus was St. Nicholas' dark servant-a hairy, horned, supernatural beast whose pointed ears and long slithering tongue gave misbehavers the creeps! Whereas St. Nicholas would reward children who'd been good all year, those that had behaved badly were visited by the Krampus. This edition includes an introduction, a historical survey of the character, and over 180 lavish pre-World War 1 Krampus postcards. 


Stiffs, Skulls and Skeletons: Medical Photography and Symbolism - This intriguing and comprehensive exploration of the skeleton and the dead body includes more than 400 rare photographs. The classic visual iconography of postmortem, dissection, and bone photography is presented and expanded to include early autopsy images and X-ray studies. This sumptuously illustrated book with previously unpublished photographs is an extraordinary work of medical, historical and cultural research.


Santa Claws A Scary Christmas to All - Mack and Zack are getting ready for Christmashanging up their smelly socks and blistertoe, decorating their dead pine tree, making poisonberry pies. Here in the rollicking rhyme of Laura Leuck and the gruesomely silly illustrations of Gris Grimly, is a truly memorable Christmas tale. Mack and Zack may be monsters, but their excitement is the same as that of children the world around. Come join the celebrations in Monster Town!


Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory - A young mortician goes behind the scenes, unafraid of the gruesome (and fascinating) details of her curious profession. Most people want to avoid thinking about death, but Caitlin Doughty—with a degree in medieval history and a flair for the macabre—took a job at a crematory, turning morbid curiosity into her life’s work. Thrown into a profession of gallows humor and vivid characters (both living and very dead), Caitlin learned to navigate the secretive culture of those who care for the deceased. Smoke Gets in Your Eyes tells an unusual coming-of-age story full of bizarre encounters and unforgettable scenes. 


Poems Dead and Undead - This selection of poems from across the ages brings to life a staggering array of zombies, ghosts, vampires, and devils. The poetic evidence gathered here ranges from ancient Egyptian inscriptions and the Mesopotamian epic Gilgamesh to the Greek bard Homer, and from Shakespeare and Milton and Keats to Emily Dickinson and Edgar Allan Poe. Here too are terrifying apparitions from a host of more recent poets, from T. S. Eliot and Sylvia Plath to Rita Dove and Billy Collins, from Allen Ginsberg and H. P. Lovecraft to Mick Jagger and Shel Silverstein.

13 Days of Creepmas: More Ugly Creepmas Sweaters

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MOB's Creepmas sweaters!

A few years back, I featured some ugly Christmas sweaters that were perfect for Creepmas creeps...and since then scary/creepy/alternative Christmas sweaters have really become all the rage! There are lots of different ugly Creepmas sweaters out there, but I found one company that seemed to have the absolute coolest ones for creeps like us.

Check out the ugly Creepmas sweaters below from Middle of Beyond, an independently owned and operated company created by tattoo artist Ezra Haidet. They have some of the raddest designs around, and besides creepy sweaters, they also feature creepy ornaments, rugs, and other home goods!

An important point to make is that their sweaters are all 100% acrylic and not made from wool, so no sheep were harmed in the making of these sweaters (the wool trade is an extremely cruel industry where sheep are barbarically treated for their wool - don't buy wool! Here is more info on the cruel wool industry if you'd like to learn more.).

Here are my favorite sweater designs from them, but you can find additional styles on their site! The links below will take you to the product page of each Creepmas sweater (note: I am in no way affiliated with Middle of Beyond, I just thought their products were really awesome!).








Gremlins (collaboration with Mondo Tees)



13 Days of Creepmas: Krampus Gifts to Terrify Naughty Boys and Girls of All Ages

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A few years ago, if you mentioned Krampus you would just get weird looks or blank stares, but since then Krampus' PR team must have worked overtime as now the holidays are full of imagery of the Christmas devil himself (if you need a refresher on the lore and history of Krampus, check out this post I wrote a few years back)!

And with the gaining popularity of Krampus, of course we get some cool Krampus products that would make great presents to terrify naughty boys and girls of any age! Check out some cool Krampus products I found below:






13 Days of Creepmas: 7 Christmas-themed Short Horror Films

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Christmas Nightmares Part 2: Home for the Holidays

If you're like me, you've probably already seen all the Christmas horror films out there multiple times. Also, you are probably busy this time of year and may not have time to watch feature-length movies. Well, I have a solution to both of these quandaries - watch some Christmas-themed short horror films! There are lots of them out there that you probably haven't seen before, and they are bite-sized and perfect for a 10-minute break!

I've gone ahead and selected seven scary short horror films I think you'll enjoy this horror-day season, check them out below:

Neil Gaiman's poem "Nicholas Was...", about Saint Nicholas' eternal torment, gets animated:


Here is another short film that likes to imagine a Christmas tradition from a different perspective:


Drew Daywalt makes some excellent short films, including "My Name is Kris Kringle":



Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs, Chillerama, etc.) made "A Christmas Treat" way back in 1985 - and actually won a Fangoria short film award for it!


And here is a helpful instructional video on how to deal with zombies during the holidays:


"Christmas Nightmares: Here Comes Santa" short:


And the sequel, "Christmas Nightmares Part 2: Home for the Holidays":

13 Days of Creepmas: Witch City Wicks' Holiday Candles

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Witch City Wicks is an independently owned candle company based out of Salem, Massachusetts. They make high-quality, 100% soy candles in a variety of scents and for every season, but I find their Halloween and Christmas scents to be the most intriguing!

These candles make the most wonderful gift - they are unique, priced appropriately, and are sure to delight any recipient, from a work colleague to your closest friend! They would make a delightful Secret Santa or host/hostess gift at holiday parties as well!

Since it is the holiday season, I'll be focusing on their more wintery/Christmas-y scents, but I highly encourage you to check out their lovely Halloween collection as well! Their holiday scents feature some creepiness, though, so they have us creeps covered for both holidays!

Here are some of their holiday selections (I just wish the screen was scratch and sniff so we could smell them through the computer!):

Krampus - The Krampus candle takes cues from the 
Alpine region, smelling of wet snow, frozen air, menthol, 
woodland moss, spearmint leaves, winter anise 
and frosted vanilla.

 Christmas Hearth - A super cozy candle that smells of 
orange spice, fir and pine with a touch earthy 
smokiness from the fireplace. 

 Black ChristmasA limited edition holiday candle! 
Bayberries and cranberries with freshly crushed 
cinnamon bark and hints of orange zests.

 Amaretto Egg NogThis creamy eggnog is a holiday
 warmer of sweet almond and vanilla. 

Christmas MourningChristmas Mourning has the scent of
mistletoe - pine needles, sweet berries and green apples. 
The black and gold label design is inspired by the imagery
 found Victorian funeral cabinet cards.

 Pumpkin PieA delicious mixture of pumpkin, cinnamon,
 clove and ginger and a touch of vanilla whipped cream.

13 Days of Creepmas: Creepy Christmas Tree Toppers

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The hardest part of decorating my Creepmas tree is figuring out what to top it with! I have lots of Halloween baubles and gothic ornaments to decorate my tree with, but I always find myself stumped when trying to figure out what to top it with. A star or an angel is far too ordinary, I need something appropriately spooky and perhaps creepy to complete my Creepmas tree. So this year I turned to Google for help, and here are the terrifying (and terrifyingly awesome) suggestions it turned up:

Top your tree with a horror icon, like the 
Bride of Frankenstein!

A simple skull makes quite a impact on the tree.

Jack as Sandy Claws makes a perfect topper!

I love the idea of using a raven for a Creepmas tree topper!

Epic bat wings top an epic Halloween tree!

Another Skellington topper, this one of his screaming skull.

My favorite, a simple bat cut-out - and so easy to make yourself!

Witches hat - also easy and pretty awesome!

Your Elder God Cthulhu makes a delightful addition to a tree.

Taking the top prize for creepy is this re-purposed doll head! Yikes!

13 Days of Creepmas: 10 Zombie Santas

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There are some pretty creepy photos of Santa Claus all over the internet, from eerie vintage photographs to awkward mall Santas, but the scariest Santas to me are the blood-drenched, gore-covered zombie Santas who are out for your brains instead of milk and cookies!

So in honor of the 10th day of Creepmas, here are 10 awesomely scary zombie Santas:











13 Days of Creepmas: My Halloween Christmas Tree

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My Creepmas tree with bat topper!

I've decorated my Creepmas tree, decking it out in Halloween decorations and even a homemade bat tree topper! I have a small two foot tree and two smaller black trees (all fake, so I can reuse them every year), and I always, always decorate them like a Halloween tree...full of jack-o-lanterns, witches, bats, black cats, and ghosts! My little tree can hold lots of Halloween ornaments and decorations that I've collected over the years. I made the bat topper this year just out of two pieces of black construction paper - I traced a bat shape onto the paper, then cut out two bats, taped them together (leaving room in the middle so I could mount it on the tree), and place it on the top of the Creepmas tree!

Here are some pics I took below of my Creepmas trees plus some other spooky decor I put out for Creepmas (yup, this is how I always decorate for Christmas...check out my 2011 tree!):

A close up of my gravestone and jack-o-lantern ornaments, plus 
bat topper! I really like how easy the bat topper was to make - 
and I love how it turned out!

Cute jack-o-lantern ornament,  plus some orange and black decoration!

Santa Jack!

Gravestone, moon and star, witchy legs ornaments.

Here is one of my tiny black trees with a few ornaments, plus my 
gargoyle dressing festively for the season!

Boo! Ghosties and bats, oh my! 

My pet kitty skellie getting jolly and helping decorate the tree!

Skulls and jack-o-lanterns - how all Christmas trees should be 
decorated!

Even Leatherface is getting in the spirit!

How are you decorating your Creepmas tree? Do you have a theme or are you just going full-on Halloween tree like I did? Need more inspiration? Check out this post I did on beautiful Halloween Christmas trees! 

13 Days of Creepmas: Gothic Halloween Gift Wrap

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I don't know about you, but I love a beautifully wrapped gift! I think that gorgeous gift wrap really shows how deeply you care for someone and creates a level of awe that might be even better than opening the actual gift! I am definitely not the best wrapper around, but I love picking out lovely gift wrap for my loved ones and friends around the holidays.

For those Halloween lovers or goths out there, I always go back to the stunning gift wrapping paper of Gift Shrouds, which has the best gothic prints around! They are a small independent company, and seriously make some amazing gift wrap! I featured them a few years ago for Creepmas, but since then they have expanded their selection. Here are a few of my favorites from their new designs:

 Black Cats on a field of Halloween orange, these cats are 
sure to bring some luck to your occasion...

 Gift Shrouds' extreme Gothic Pirate Santa!
Stripey Candy Canes, Bat, Spider, black holly,
and skulls...this has it all.

 Extreme Gothic Pirate Santa in black and white!

 Killer Wreaths ready to wreck the halls! Lovely bow claws, 
and interspersed with skull and serpent bells for Xmas!

 Killer Wreaths gift wrap in green.

 Gift Shrouds' stylized Scorpio/Scorpion mascot, Mister Pinchy! 
Available on multiple colors. Add some sting to your gifts!

 Black and monochromatic pentacles on red 
wrapping paper (also available in purple and green).

Green gift wrap covered in rows of radioactive and 
biohazard images and labels.

 Ravens and black feathers surround gothic text that
 features key phrases from the Raven by Poe.

 Black and White Stripey Snakes slither across a field of 
Victorian and historic Victorian gothic flourishes.

Highly-detailed victorian wallpaper-style, hiding bats, ravens, 
skulls, black roses, calla lillies, devil tales, eyes and more...

You can find these designs and many more on their website!

13 Days of Creepmas: Best of Creepmas

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Today is the 13th and last day of Creepmas, but don't fret...you can carry the spooky holiday spirit with you the rest of the holiday season! Keep the Christmas fear alive by checking out my past Creepmas posts and visiting the blog posts below, which I've picked as my favorite of the season:


Something WicKED This Way Comes - The Wreaths of Wrath




Goodwill Hunting for Geeks - The Abominable Snowman


Lady M's Haunted Parlor - Hang the Stockings With Care




It Came from the Man Cave - Creepmas Santas, Oh My!

Potionsmith - Creepmas Carols

Also, be sure to visit the official Creepmas site for more Creepmas content!

You will also want to check out my post on creepin' the spooky spirit alive through the rest of the holidays!

Hope you enjoyed the Creepmas celebrations and wishing you and yours a very scary Christmas!

Top 10 Horror Films of 2014, Plus Meh Movies and the Biggest Disappointments of the Year

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Happy New Year! Looking back, 2014 was a pretty stellar year for horror films, especially independent horror. There were tons of horror movies to check out (I still haven’t seen all the ones I wanted to), and for the most part horror movies seemed smarter and more original then they have been in past years.

It was also easier than ever to watch horror films, as many were released on Netflix, on-demand, or through streaming services like Amazon Prime, iTunes, etc. instead of theatrically (I think I only saw a few in theaters or at film festivals). Many of my top picks weren't even released in theaters, but rather debuted on digital platforms. This made films all the more accessible in 2014.

Another positive from the horror films of 2014 – almost all of my favorites (except a few) have strong female leads – not only are they strong, but they are also fully-developed characters, complete with flaws as well as strengths. These are not the one-dimensional damsels-in-distress, virginal final girls, or the victims of the killers that females in lesser horror films are often relegated to. There are also a few stunning films directed by women, huzzah! It's so great to see women getting recognition for some incredible horror films.

Below you will find my top 10 horror films of 2014, as well as some films I had mixed feelings on and my biggest disappointments of 2014. All links lead to Amazon where you can learn more and/or purchase the films!

Top 10 Horror Films of 2014:



1.) Only Lovers Left Alive – Director/writer Jim Jarmusch crafts a brooding, dark, and enchanting modern gothic tale with Only Lovers Left Alive. I was enthralled with the film's story of two vampire soulmates dealing with living through centuries of change. This isn't a film for everyone and by no means a traditional horror movie, but it made my dark heart sing. Not only did our leads ponder deep philosophical issues and love, but their true treasures (besides each other) were their books and music. Swoon. And both Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston gave stellar performances (and neither has ever looked hotter!).

Artist: Akiko Stehrenberger [image source]
2.) Under the Skin – Here is another movie that isn't considered tradition horror, but one that I loved nonetheless. From the moment I started watching director/co-writer Jonathan Glazer's film, I was sucked it and my eyes were glued to the screen for the entire time. It was absolutely mesmerizing and terrifying at the same time. Scarlett Johansson commands all attention as a sense of dread builds as the film progresses, leading to a startling and heartbreaking conclusion. When I finished watching it the first time, I couldn't tell if I even liked the film, but I couldn't shake it days after watching. I couldn't stop thinking about it, and came to realize just how truly brilliant that is to pull that off. It may be too artsy for some, but I found it gripping. 


3.) Starry Eyes – This is another film that had me thinking about it long after I watched it. I enjoyed how the film tackled the "disposable youth" aspect of Hollywood, and that it asked just how much you would be willing to give up to see your dreams come true. This Faustian concept is nothing new, but the execution the film employed is where it truly succeeded. The film is absolutely unnerving, from the lead’s (played by Alex Essoe) nervous habit of pulling out chunks of hair after failed auditions, to the portrayal of LA and its bleak, shallow culture, to the lead's harrowing auditions for a coveted role that ushers her into a dark new world and sees her through a hideous transformation. I love how directors/writers Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer bathe Los Angeles in grim grays (the sun, which is ever present here in SoCal, is rarely seen), which only emphasizes the foreboding feeling throughout the film.

Artist: Gary Pullin [image source]
4.) The Babadook – This film by director and writer Jennifer Kent is on everyone’s best list for a multitude of good reasons. It is a multi-layered film, which I think many people overlook based on all the hype now surrounding it. This is a pity, because on a repeat viewings, I can appreciate the film's brilliance even more and always discover another layer to the horror unfolding onscreen. The film is disquieting enough dealing with the grief and loneliness of the main character, but pile on being a single mom while also working a difficult job and dealing with family that doesn't understand you or your son for even more stress. And then, add a mysterious book and a son's not-so imaginary "friend" to the mix. All this creates an unsettled atmosphere and characters. The frustrations and sheer exhaustion of the lead (played wonderfully by Essie Davis) can be felt by the audience, so when the real terror starts it just overtakes you completely. The small glimpses of the Babadook itself are brief, but the implications of where the monster came from and why are where the true horror lie, even though some audience members might miss the meaning of the monster.


5.) The Taking of Deborah Logan – Since I am dealing with a grandma with Alzheimer’s myself, I had a bit of trepidation going into this movie when I stumbled upon it on Netflix. I wasn't sure if it would hit too close to home or be too hard to watch. However, I am glad I gave it a go since it was easily one of the scariest films I saw this year and one of the most real to me. Yes, it is another "found footage" type flick, but director/co-writer Adam Robitel crafts a believable (a documentary crew is filming the effects of Alzheimer's) and terrifying film. What if the symptoms of Alzheimer's were really signs of demonic possession? The film follows this premise in a realistic manner and I like how it takes a real-life disease that is already horrifying and makes it even more frightening.

Poster design: Blood & Chocolate [image source]
6.) The Guest – The previous movies I've listed are serious in tone, but The Guest was an absolute blast! Directed by Adam Wingard and written by Simon Barrett, this film had one of the most bad ass leads (played with relish by Dan Stevens) of the year! I couldn't help but root for him despite the trail of destruction (and bodies) he left in his wake. It also had one of the best soundtracks of the year, featuring some excellent 80s-inspired synthpop and goth tunes! Plus, explosions, action, conspiracy, AND it’s all set around Halloween! I can’t think of anything I didn't like in this fun flick.


7.) Honeymoon – This was a chilling, atmospheric film from first-time director Leigh Janiak with some nice subtle moments of psychological fear, like when his wife is "practicing" in the mirror. I really loved the performances by both Rose Leslie and Harry Treadway as the newlyweds. They were so sickly sweet at first, but as the wife started acting odd and paranoia began to infect the husband, their relationship went from warm and loving to cold and distant. I liked how this tackled the fears of not fully knowing those closest to us, the possibility of our loved ones hiding deep secrets, and those we love changing into absolute strangers.


8.) Afflicted – I probably would have never seen this film were it not from a recommendation from a friend. Yes, it is another "found footage" flick, but it has such a cool premise. Two friends (Derek Lee and Clif Prowse, who also wrote and directed) decide to travel the world and film it all for their blog, but when one starts undergoing a weird transformation, their focus switches to documenting his changes. I can best describe it as being like the dark superhero film Chronicle, but with vampires. I dug how the characters reacted realistically to the transformation - first, thinking the new abilities of super-strength and speed were wicked awesome, but slowly realizing that the affected character's need for human blood, aversion to sunlight, and other peculiarities meant he was a vampire. Plus, the location of Italy for the majority of the film was an added bonus for this Italian gal!


9.) Oculus – Many people were divided on this film, directed by Mike Flanagan, but I thought it was brilliant! Maybe I loved it so much because I had low expectations (I expected some cheesy horror film about haunted mirrors like the lame-o Mirrors), but it had a unique, engaging story and characters I cared about. It also moved fluidly between time periods throughout the film, flashing back to the past to when the main leads were kids to the present. I also liked how it made the characters and the audience question reality and not believe everything they saw. And oh my god...the creepy glowy-eyed apparitions made my skin crawl!

10.) The Den - Probably the most plausible horror film, dealing with technology, how easy it is to stalk someone digitally, and just how terrifying it is when someone can use technology to invade your own home and privacy. This film was directed by Zachary Donohue and written by Donahue and Lauren Thompson, and kudos to them for seriously creeping me out! I'm surprised this hasn't ended up on more "best of" lists, because I nearly had to sleep with the lights on after watching this movie.
    Honorable Mentions:As Above, So Below (loved the surreal imagery and Dante's Inferno aspect), ABC's of Death 2 (the first anthology was awful, the shorts in this one are 100% more enjoyable), Witching and Bitching (this foreign witch film was an absolute riot!), Blue Ruin (a revenge thriller at its finest!), and Horns (gorgeous film with an intriguing concept and gripping mystery).

    Movies I was Meh About That Everyone Else Seems to Love:
    1. Housebound - I really loved the main character and her mom, but after all the hype I heard about this film I expected more. It was still enjoyable, but dragged a bit and was a bit too straightforward for me to enjoy. Maybe on a second viewing my opinion will improve since everyone else adores this movie.
    2. Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead - I loved the first, so I was really looking forward to the sequel...but basically fell asleep half-way through. There is plenty of action and gore, but it was just missing the magic of the first film and didn't keep my attention. Still, there are some funny bits and plenty of gore to keep most horror fans entertained. 
    3. The Sacrament - Meh, I just think the true story is much scarier than a horror film could ever be. It is certainly well-made, but since you know the ultimate outcome I think it just fell a little flat. It's a grim film and has great performances, but it just didn't stick with me.  
    4. At the Devil's Door - This had some decent twists and creepy atmosphere, but it felt too fragmented to be truly good. This one ended up fading fast from my memory, though I do remember liking the performances by the leads. 
    5. The Canal - Again, this had some good parts (and one really creepy scene with a dark shadowy creature coming towards the camera), but overall wasn't really memorable. It had an eerie atmosphere and a compelling mystery, but the ending was kind of a letdown. 
    6. Big Bad Wolves - This Israeli revenge thriller didn't grip me like I expected it too, though it had it's fair share of squirm-worthy torture (though I wouldn't call it gory), bits of dark comedy, and really made you question who to root for. Despite this, the story was lackluster and didn't have the bite I was looking for.  
    Biggest Disappointments (i.e. The Worst of 2014):
    1. V/H/S: Viral - Ugh, I really liked the first two but this was was absolute garbage. The wraparound story was a disaster, and none of the segments were any good, at all. So disappointing. 
    2. The Houses October Built - A group of people visiting the most extreme Halloween haunted houses/attractions?! I thought this would film would be a slam dunk and I would LOVE it, but I ended up HATING it. It had so much potential but squandered everything with stupid horror movie stereotypes, bad dialogue that was pointless most of the time, and unlikable characters I ended up hating. 
    3. The Quiet Ones - This also looked like a film that would be engaging and smart, focusing on a professor and his students attempting an experiment to create a poltergeist from stressing a human test subject. Unfortunately, it was awful and totally forgettable. 
    4. Nurse - Even though this film was purposefully cheeky, it still sucked. The lead was annoying, the story blah, and it was a chore to sit through. 
    5. Devil's Due - I thought this one might have potential, but I was wrong. Boring, stereotypical, and totally forgettable. 
    6. Cabin Fever: Patient Zero - Ok, I wasn't expecting much out of this one, but I like Cabin Fever and enjoyed the zaniness of the second one, but this third installment is really lame. There are no quirky characters to care about, no solid storyline, the gore was meh, and it lost my interest about 10 minutes in. 
    7. Wolf Creek 2 - Hated the first film, thought this one might be better, I was wrong. Hated it, too. It just felt like a boring exercise in brutality and gore-for-gore's sake. 
    8. I'm sure there are many more, but I tried to steer clear of all other movies that looked awful (Ouija, I'm looking at you)
    And then there was Tusk: 

    I'm not sure where to put this film, so I think it deserves its own WTF category! I knew exactly what to expect going in, pretty much everyone does. Tusk is Kevin Smith's crazy vision of a character obsessed with creating a human/walrus hybrid, all conceived while high (how else?) on his own podcast. I have mixed feelings on this - on one hand I really dug it - Justin Long's podcaster is perfectly obnoxious, Michael Parks plays the deranged Dr. Frankenstein character just right, and even Haley Joel Osment is spot-on as Long's sidekick, but on the other hand the last half of the movie was a long, drawn-out, unfunny mess. It's like they didn't know where to go after the walrus transformation and filled the last half of the film with uninteresting fodder, like the Guy Lapointe detective character (played by Johnny Depp). Ugh, that character was awful and really helped ruin the film with stupid dialogue that just killed the vibe of the film. A pity, because it's such a crazy concept and I wanted to love it (and partly did), but it just stalls towards the middle and never quite picks up momentum again. 

    Closing Thoughts:

    Of course, I didn't see ALL the horror released in 2014. There are still some 2014 horror films I'd like to see that I just didn't get to (Nightcrawler, Exists, Late Phases, Cub, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, Willow Creek, REC 4, What We Do in the Shadows, etc.), while other releases I avoided because I could tell I wouldn't like them (Dracula Untold, Deliver Us from Evil, Ouija, Jessabelle, etc.). I think I made a decent dent in the 2014 horror releases, though!

    While 2014 held its fair share of stinkers, I think overall it was a good year for smaller, independent horror flicks and their audiences. I also think it showed that even direct-to-Netflix releases can be great films and that films don't really need theatrical releases any more to be seen. Direct-to-Netflix or digital releases to Amazon, iTunes, etc. (many before the theatrical release, if there is one) are becoming more and more common for films, making them more accessible to consumers.

    What did I miss? What were your favorite horror films in 2014? What were your biggest disappointments?

    Soon I'll do a post on horror films I'm looking forward to in 2015...stay tuned! 

    Vegan Chocolate Birthday Cake

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    I celebrated my birthday last Friday, and since I had the day off for the New Year's holiday, I made myself a spectacular double-layer, double-chocolate vegan birthday cake! It was an easy, no-fuss one-bowl recipe from Minimalist Baker, and not only was it fast to make, but it was also delicious!!


    The cake was decadently rich and almost fudge-like in texture. The frosting was just as delicious, if not more so, than the cake itself (when I made it, I couldn't stop licking the spoon and bowl)! I topped off the cake with some vegan sprinkles and confetti, and have been enjoying slices of it ever since! Happy birthday to ME indeed!


    You can find the recipe HERE, and I highly encourage you to try it if you are in the market for a superb vegan chocolate cake!

    Fatally Yours Gothic Chocolate Box

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    Sink your teeth into the Limited Edition Fatally Yours Chocolate Box!

    If you prefer skulls and skeletons instead of hearts and Cupid's arrows for Saint Valentine's Day, this decadent and macabre "Fatally Yours" chocolate box from Vegan Treats will be the gift you're dying for this year!

    I have coveted this box the past couple of years, and finally decided I had to splurge and get one for myself! I mean, even the chocolate box's name "Fatally Yours" holds special significance to me as it used to be both my pseudonym as well as the name for the horror site I used to run (if interested, you can check out an archive of my writings here), so I just HAD to have it! By St. Valentine's Day, I'll be feasting on glorious bones, skulls, and other anatomies of the human body, all made from the finest chocolate and candy. So suck it, conversation hearts!

    Besides being absolutely gothalicious, these gourmet chocolates (and, in fact, everything by Vegan Treats) are also 100% vegan, meaning you'll be gifting not only deliciousness, but cruelty-free compassion as well! And let me tell you, there is NOTHING sexier than compassion!

    "I'm Fatally Yours!"

    Here is description of the box directly from Vegan Treats:

    As black as your soul, this LIMITED EDITION Fatally Yours Gourmet Chocolate box is absolutely to die for.

    Packaged appropriately in a custom black heart with gold-embossed “Fatally Yours”. Each chocolate is delicately handmade and finished in gold leaf before being placed in a custom made insert tray for extra protection before dissecting.

    Each box comes with a chopped, diced, and broken into bits cookies and cream white chocolate torso. You will also receive a Fatally Yours sticker and medical diagram of each chocolate specimen.

    In total, you will receive 19 pieces of premium, handmade and abysmally dark chocolates including:

    • White Chocolate Bones and Skeletal Hands
    • Blood-red Velvet White Chocolate Candies
    • Hazelnut Praline Tiramisu
    • Caramel-filled (and anatomically correct) Hearts
    • Peanut Butter Cup Coffins
    • Coconut Candy
    • Malt-filled Swiss Chocolate
    • Passion-less Fruit with Fragrant Vanilla Bean
    • Jumbo Speculoos skull
    • Jumbo Peanut Butter Cup Skull
    • Cookies and Cream White Chocolate Torso

    If I were you, I'd order now as there are only limited quantities of this spooktacular box available! Vegan Treats also offers several other Valentine's Day boxes if you want to play it a bit more vanilla (though no less delectable), as well as many other tempting treats for any time of year! 

    Check out Vegan Treats' online shop for all their goodies available online!

    And if you are lucky enough to live in Pennsylvania, they have a storefront in Bethlehem you can visit (and if you do, send me a few treats, okay??)! 

    The Most Anticipated Horror Films of 2015 (Plus Other Releases I'm Not So Excited About)

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    2014 was a great year for horror in quantity AND quality (read about my top 10 and other 2014 horror releases HERE), so I am eagerly looking forward to see what 2015 brings us! The majority of films I'm looking forward to in 2015 seem to be original stories from both newcomers to the genre and true horror maestros, but there is LOTS to choose from in 2015! The slate is already brimming with juicy horror releases, from indies to foreign films to major studio releases!

    To give a clearer picture of the horror landscape of 2015, I've not only listed my most anticipated horror films, but also 2015 releases I'm a bit lukewarm on (I'm cautiously interested, just still iffy on them), and 2015 movies I have no interest in seeing. There are a lot of horror films listed, which is exciting to see at such an early point in the year!

    Before we get started, a quick word about release dates - you'll notice a few films included may have had festival releases or releases in other countries in 2014, but I've decided to include them in my 2015 list as they haven't had wide U.S. releases (neither theatrically nor on VOD/DVD). If you've already seen them in 2014, kudos to you, but many people (including myself) have not been able to, hence their inclusion on this 2015 list. Also, release dates are slippery buggers - they are accurate to the best of my knowledge as of when this was posted, but release dates tend to get moved up or pushed back, so consider this a disclaimer that they may not be 100% accurate.

    It's still early in 2015, so the lists below will change, especially considering how often release dates are moved. I'm sure there are also films that will drop off my lists after I see more info/trailers from them, or others that will move up the lists the more I learn about them. For now, though, I have quite a varied selection of horror films to look forward to this year, which makes me very happy!

    My Most Anticipated Horror Films of 2015 (ordered by release date):



    Suburban Gothic (U.S. release date 30 January 2015) - "Raymond has a prestigious MBA, but he can't find work. He can channel the paranormal, but chatting with a cute girl mystifies him. Kicked out of his big city apartment, Raymond returns home to his overbearing mother, ex-jock father, and beer-bellied classmates. But when a vengeful ghost terrorizes the small town, the city-boy recruits Becca, a badass local bartender, to solve the mystery of the spirit threatening everyone's lives."This horror comedy looks quirky and weird with an engaging story. Plus how can I resist cutie Matthew Gray Gubler, a gothy Kat Dennings, Ray Wise, and a cameo from John Waters?! Count me in! You can check out the trailer here!


    What We Do in the Shadows (U.S. release date 13 February 2015) - "A house of vampires quarrel over dirty dishes, discuss fashion, and go to parties. When they turn Nick into a vampire, the entire house teams up to show him the perks of that world."This horror comedy staged as a documentary looks delightfully fun and the reviews so far have been overwhelmingly positive! I'm hoping it's a fun riff on vampires. Check out the trailer!


    Digging Up the Marrow (U.S. release date 20 February 2015) - "A documentary exploring genre based monster art takes an odd turn when the filmmakers are contacted by a man who claims he can prove that monsters are indeed real." This is Adam Green's new film where he partnered with legendary artist Alex Pardee to design the monsters! I love Pardee's surreal work, so I can't wait to see the monsters they created! The film stars Green as himself, along with Ray Wise as the man that contacts Green with proof that monsters are real. I love the concept, and I'm really excited about the creative collaboration that when into this! The poster above says a release of 2014, but it only hit festivals then, so 2015 will be the official release, first on VOD in February, then on Blu-ray/DVD in March. Can't wait!


    It Follows (U.S. release date 27 March 2015) - "Following a seemingly innocent sexual encounter, a teenager (Maika Monroe) has disturbing visions and the inescapable feeling that someone -- or something -- is watching her."This is probably 2015's Babadook - highly hyped and highly anticipated. I'm afraid to get my hopes up too high, but the atmospheric trailer is unsettling and makes me excited to see it! 


    Insidious Chapter 3 (U.S. release date 05 June 2015) - "This chilling prequel, set before the haunting of the Lambert family, reveals how gifted psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to contact the dead in order to help a teenage girl who has been targeted by a dangerous supernatural entity."I really liked the first two, so how can I not be excited about the third? It looks like it has some surreal, nightmarish images and eerie atmosphere just like the first two! Check out the trailer!


    Goosebumps (U.S. release date 07 Aug 2015) - "Goosebumps is an upcoming American adventure horror comedy film directed by Rob Letterman and written by Mike White and Darren Lemke. It is based on the children's book series of the same name by R. L. Stine."While this may get pushed back to 2016, I'm hoping for a 2015 release of the film based around the much-loved Goosebumps books! While it's not adult horror and will be aimed towards kids, the monster kid in me really wants to love this!


    Regression (U.S. release date 28 August 2015) - "A young girl is sexually abused by her father. Thus, begins the disturbing tale of a father and daughter torn apart, thrown into the center of a conspiracy that shocks the nation." Emma Watson and Ethan Hawk?! That's all I need, I'm in. I also hear there is a Satanic cult element to the film AND that the director is none other than Alejandro Amenábar, who helmed the excellent The Others, all of which makes me all the more interested in this film.


    Crimson Peak (U.S. release date 16 October 2015) - "In the aftermath of a family tragedy, an aspiring author is torn between love for her childhood friend and the temptation of a mysterious outsider. Trying to escape the ghosts of her past, she is swept away to a house that breathes, bleeds...and remembers."I don't know how anyone could NOT be looking forward to this gothic horror film from Guillermo del Toro! Early visuals from the film ooze gothic elegance and a sense of quiet dread. Behind It Follows, this is my 2nd most anticipated film of 2015.


    Tales of Halloween (U.S. release date 30 October 2015) - "Ten stories are woven together by their shared theme of Halloween night in an American suburb, where ghouls, imps, aliens and axe murderers appear for one night only to terrorize unsuspecting residents." I have been following the production of this anthology on Facebook, and I am in awe of all the talent that came together to make this film happen! Not only the talent, but talent that has a deep devotion to the Halloween holiday! It is directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, Axelle Carolyn, Adam Gierasch, Andrew Kasch, John Skipp, Neil Marshall, Lucky McKee, Mike Mendez, David Parker, Ryan Schifrin, and Paul Solet! This will be this year's must-see Halloween film!


    Krampus (U.S. release date 04 December 2015) - "A demon seeks out naughty people to punish them at Christmas time."FINALLY horror fans get a U.S. film about Krampus, St. Nick's sidekick who doles out punishments to naughty boys and girls. Bonus: It is being directed by Michael Dougherty, who directed everyone's favorite modern Halloween film, Trick 'r Treat!


    Cooties (U.S. release date TBD) - "A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives."This film, starring Elijah Wood and Rainn Wilson, was supposed to be released in 2014, but last I heard was undergoing re-shoots for the ending. Should be coming out sometime in 2015. Kids are my ultimate nightmare/fear, so this should scare the hell out of me! And it sounds like a lotta fun, too!


    XX (U.S. release date TBD) - "An anthology of female-driven horror-movie segments."With horror talent like Mary Harron, Karyn Kusama, Jennifer Chambers Lynch, Jovanka Vuckovic, Sofia Carrillo, and Jen and Sylvia Soska at the helm, I am ecstatic for XX's release and have been waiting for it for quite some time. I'm really keeping my fingers crossed that I get to finally see it in 2015!



    Green Room (U.S. release date TBD) - "A young punk rock band find themselves trapped in a secluded venue after stumbling upon a horrific act of violence."Really not much info on this one as of yet, but it sounds a bit more like a dark, intense crime thriller rather than a horror movie, focusing on a neo-Nazi gang (led by Patrick Stewart!) who perpetuate the violence that the punk band witnesses. It also stars Anton Yelchin and Imogen Poots and is the follow up to Jeremy Saulnier's superb Blue Ruin film, so I'm expecting great things!


    Spring (U.S. release date TBD) - "A young man in a personal tailspin flees the US to Italy, where he sparks up a romance with a woman harboring a dark, primordial secret." This film played a few film festivals in 2014 but is still awaiting a wider release. It's from the duo of Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead, who brought us the thrilling and trippy Resolution a few years ago, so I am very excited to see more of their work!


    Phantasm: Ravager (U.S. release date TBD) - "The final installment of the long running Phantasm series."The Tall Man himself, Angus Scrimm, returns alongside Reggie Bannister, but besides some little bits of footage released, not much is know about this final entry in the series. Still, I'm pretty stoked about this one.


    The Green Inferno (U.S. release date TBD) - "A group of student activists travel from New York City to the Amazon to save the rainforest. However, once they arrive in this vast green landscape, they soon discover that they are not alone - and that no good deed goes unpunished." This Eli Roth film has been shelved repeatedly, and now it is unsure if it will ever see the light of day. Nevertheless, I hope the distributors get their act together and release this cannibal movie in 2015. Despite the fact that it pretty much sounds like a remake of Cannibal Holocaust or Cannibal Ferox, I am still be interested to see what Roth did with the cannibal sub-genre.


    Cub (U.S. release date TBD) - "Over-imaginative 12 year-old Sam heads off to the woods to summer scout camp with his pack convinced he will encounter a monster...and he does."This Belgian film played a few festivals in 2014, but has yet to see a wider release. It looks pretty visceral, dark, and brutal. Check the trailer.


    The Editor (U.S. release date TBD) - "A giallo-inspired film about a film editor that gets embroiled in a string of murders."You had me at giallo! I'm a sucker for anything giallo-inspired, and this homage/spoof has received good word-of-mouth from a few film festival showings. I can't wait to see how the film pokes fun at giallos (the music! the camera POVs! the editing!) and recreates gory set-pieces. Watch the (NSFW) trailer!


    A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (U.S. release date TBD) - "In the Iranian ghost-town Bad City, a place that reeks of death and loneliness, the townspeople are unaware they are being stalked by a lonesome vampire."I keep hearing so many good things about this film from Ana Lily Amirpour and the trailer makes it look like a beautiful and intelligent vampire film, so I can't wait to see it once it's released wider here.


    Goodnight Mommy (U.S. release date TBD) - "In the heat of the summer. A lonesome house in the countryside between woods and corn fields. Nine-year-old twin brothers are waiting for their mother. When she comes home, bandaged after cosmetic surgery, nothing is like before. The children start to doubt that this woman is actually their mother. It emerges an existential struggle for identity and fundamental trust."This looks like it could be chilling and tense. A lot of people who saw the film in festivals in 2014 called it one of the year's best, so I have high hopes for this one!

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    Other 2015 Horror Releases That Might Be Good (but I'm Still Iffy On):

    Dark Summer (U.S. release date 09 January 2015) - "A 17-year-old is on house arrest for the summer while his mother is away on business. A horrifying incident occurs leaving an ominous presence in the house." This is director Paul Solet's first feature after his stunning Grace. As a fan of his work, I'm interested to check this one out, but the trailer makes it look a bit generic. Still, I'm hoping Solet lends some depth to this seemingly simple story.  

    Wyrmwood (U.S. release date 13 February 2015) - "A survivor of a zombie plague prepares to slash his way through a horde of sinister soldiers and ravenous monsters to rescue his kidnapped sister." This Aussie flick has been called "Mad Max meets Dawn of the Dead", which sounds like a killer time! It looks a little goofy and more on the action side (watch the trailer), but I'm hoping the horror elements and slight twist on the zombie sub-genre make it worth my while.

    WolfCop (U.S. release date 17 February 2015) - "As a series of strange and violent events start happening, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan, so he investigates with the help of his partner and his friend."Again, this looks like madcap fun, I just hope it's not one silly werewolf gag after the another. Check out the trailer.

    The Lazarus Effect (U.S. release date 27 February 2015) - "When a team of research students mapping the human brain accidentally kills one of their own, they unwittingly unlock a deadly force by reanimating their colleague. Fighting for their own lives, the team must contain their colleague in the lab before she is unleashed on the world." I like the concept of this one, whose storyline seems somewhat similar to Flatliners at first glance, but I was underwhelmed when I saw the trailer. I'm hoping it delivers something fresh and exciting rather than the same old concept of people coming back from the dead evil.

    Muck (U.S. release date 13 March 2015) - "After narrowly escaping an ancient burial ground, a group of friends find themselves trapped between two evils, forcing them to fight, die, or go back the way they came."From the trailer this looks like your typical brainless, backwoods slasher story, but I get the sense it's got some extra oomph to its story besides the standard slasher cliches (at least, hopefully). Plus, since it is set on St. Patrick's Day it will give us a St. Paddy's Day horror movie option that's not one of the Leprechaun films. 

    Unfriended (U.S. release date 17 April 2015) - "One year after her suicide, the vengeful spirit of a bullied teen uses online trickery to kill her tormentors." I'm hoping this isn't just another dumb uninspired teen scream film, but that it actually has something intelligent to say about how the ever-present internet has connected us in unexpected ways and how our social lives are affected by what happens or what shows up about us online. The trailer actually makes me want to see more, so I hope this film actually delivers.

    The Kitchen Sink (U.S. release date 04 September 2015) - "Vampires, humans and zombies used to get along in Dillford, but then something unexpected arrived and now it's humans vs. vampires vs. zombies in all-out mortal combat. It's up to three teenagers to try to get things back to 'normal.'" I love the idea of a world where monsters and humans get along (at least until something evil comes along and upsets the balance), so I'm hoping this will be a fun film without devolving into brainless, messy muck. 

    The Disappointments Room (U.S. release date 25 September 2015) - "A mother and her young son release unimaginable horrors from the attic of their rural dream home." Details are pretty vague about this film, but I'm a sucker for haunted house movies, so I am hoping it is done right! Kate Beckinsale is starring, which is kinda meh for me to be honest, BUT the film was written by Wentworth Miller, who scripted the brilliant Stoker, a film I loved, so I'm hoping this one pans out.

    Victor Frankenstein (U.S. release date 02 October 2015) - So, this is a Frankenstein movie starring Daniel Radcliff told from Igor's point of view. That's pretty much all we know at this point, so while I'm hoping for a sweeping gothic story, I'm not exactly sure how this one will turn out, so let's say I'm cautiously optimistic for this one. 

    Scouts vs Zombies (U.S. release date 30 October 2015) - "Three scouts, on the eve of their last camp-out, discover the true meaning of friendship when they attempt to save their town from a zombie outbreak."This one sounds like it could be a lot of fun, or it could be another monotonous zombie movie.

    The Final Girls (U.S. release date TBD) - "A young woman grieving the loss of her mother, a famous scream queen from the 1980s, finds herself pulled into the world of her mom's most famous movie. Reunited, the women must fight off the film's maniacal killer." The film pretty much grabbed me with its title - who doesn't love the final girl in horror films? Plus, it has an intriguing premise that includes time travel and a strong female cast (Taissa Farmiga of American Horror Story and Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries, to name a few), so I am hoping it really does pay homage to final girls!

    31 (U.S. release date TBD) - "Five people are kidnapped on the days leading up to Halloween and held hostage in a place called Murder World. While trapped, they must play a violent game called 31 where the mission is to survive 12 hours against a gang of evil clowns." Don't get me wrong, I love me some Rob Zombie and even some of his horror films, but killer clowns don't do a thing for me (unless they are from outer space), so this project doesn't excite me much EXCEPT for the set and costume design, which looks like it will be cool. I'm really Zombie pulls through and gives us a good horror film.

    Alléluia (U.S. release date TBD) - "Michel is a serial womaniser and professional hustler. When he meets Gloria, she falls in love with him just like the others. But this time, things will be different. Gloria finds her reason to live in Michel. When Gloria discovers Michel's hustling she becomes his accomplice rather than risk losing him. Together they embark on a wild odyssey that becomes deadly and murderous." I'm interested in this one since it is Belgian filmmaker Fabrice Du Welz's follow up to the twisted Calvaire and part two of his Ardennes trilogy, based around the isolated Belgian countryside where Du Welz grew up. It will be the director's take on the infamous Honeymoon Killers that murdered scores of young women in the 1940s. I just hope it focuses on horror and isn't just a drama film. 

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    2015 Movies I'm NOT Interested in Seeing (ordered by release date):

    The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death (U.S. release date 02 January 2015) - "40 years after the first haunting at Eel Marsh House, a group of children evacuated from WWII London arrive, awakening the house's darkest inhabitant." This films already been out and I've only heard bad things about it, but even before bad word-of-mouth I had no interest in seeing it. It just looked like a quick cash-grab to capitalize on the previous film, lacking substance and scares. Also, could they have picked a more generic title with "Angel of Death"? Yeesh.

    Paranormal Activity: Ghost Dimension (U.S. release date 13 March 2015) - Don't get me wrong, I actually LIKE the Paranormal Activity films (despite all the haters out there). I even enjoyed the latest one, The Marked Ones, in 2014. However, this sixth one in the series just sounds cheesy. "Ghost Dimension"? I mean, c'mon! I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, or a film by its name, but this title is so silly it is off-putting. Plus, not much is known about the plot for this one, despite the release being a mere two months away. Hopefully it is better than the title suggests.

    Poltergeist remake (U.S. release date 24 July 2015) - "Legendary filmmaker Sam Raimi and director Gil Kenan reimagine and contemporize the classic tale about a family whose suburban home is invaded by angry spirits. When the terrifying apparitions escalate their attacks and take the youngest daughter, the family must come together to rescue her." I fully admit that this could be good, especially with a strong cast that includes Sam Rockwell, but I'm hesitant to get TOO optimistic about it, especially since the original has a special place in my heart (what kid didn't have nightmares after watching the original?). I just need to see more on this remake before I can truly look forward to it, so for now it remains on my "not interested" list.

    Sinister 2 (U.S. release date 21 August 2015) - "A young mother and her twin sons move into a rural house that's marked for death." The first film was meh to me, so I'm not really interested in seeing more. However, my major girl crush for  Shannyn Sossamon might sway me to check this out if it receives good word-of-mouth or if the trailers pique my interest.

    The Last Witch Hunter (U.S. release date 23 October 2015) - "The last remaining witch hunter battles against an uprising of witches in modern day New York." Vin Diesel is a witch hunter. Ya, that's enough for me to pass on this one.

    Friday the 13th remake/prequel/sequel/whatever (U.S. release date 13 November 2015) - I'm still scarred by how awful the 2009 remake was, so I have zero interest to see how they butcher this one. Plus, no one knows exactly what this film will be (remake? sequel? prequel? who knows!) and I don't believe there is a complete script for this one yet, let alone a confirmed cast. I've heard different rumors, everything from that it is going to be a found footage flick to it's going to be set in a snowy landscape. None of these rumors are encouraging, and even if they are all false I still have no interest in seeing this. Pass.  

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    What films are you most looking forward to in 2015? 

    What horror releases do you plan to skip in 2015

    Stay Home Alone Club: An Introvert's Perfect Weekend

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    Join the Stay Home Club [image source]

    Do you ever have one of those weekends where you just want to draw the blinds, cozy up on the couch, and do nothing/see no one/go nowhere? As an introvert/recluse/misanthrope, I feel that way everyweekend day, and let's just say my natural state seems to be avoiding all human contact by electing myself president of the stay home alone club and lazing around the house in my pj's with no plans besides binge-watching the latest Netflix series and hanging out with my cat, Havoc (he is anti-social himself, so he is fully supportive of my stay at home weekends)!

    Below you will find a quick guide on how I prepare for my perfect stay at home weekend and why I look forward to spending time alone. Join the recluse revolution and stay home this weekend!

    Sidenote: there is Stay Home Club (that's their lovely logo above) that makes the unofficial uniform of introverts everywhere! I need ALL their comfy shirts and sweatshirts (see below for their awesome "Awful" tee!)! Their rad clothing, prints, accessories, etc., really speak to my solitude-loving temperament.  Any of their clothes would make the perfect loungewear for a lovely stay at home weekend!


    I've recently been inspired by the lovely Mademoiselle Ghoul at Unquiet Things, who wrote about her own wonderful introvert weekend (which she has coined a “f*ck off, world” weekend). Her post was so dreamy that I decided to write about my own perfect "stay home alone" weekend. To borrow another term from Mlle. Ghoul, the ultimate goal is to become an "anti-social sloth" (this woman is after my own heart, I tell you!) and I couldn't agree more!

    I am glad that there are others out there that enjoy the simple pleasures of a stay at home alone weekend. Even if you aren't an introvert, everyone needs time alone – to decompress, to think, to enjoy your own company, and to do whatever it is you enjoy doing.

    My view from the couch. 
    Cozy, even if I don't have a real fireplace!

    For the times that I like to indulge in my reclusive nature and have a stay at home alone weekend, I have a few loose guidelines to help maximize my "me" time:
    • I like to have the house cleaned prior to the start of my slothful weekend. I definitely don't want to be doing any housework (or at least any heavy housework) while having a quiet weekend to myself. Also, if the house is dirty or in disarray I am unable to relax. Cleanliness is definitely an important preemptive task to complete prior to being able to enjoy a weekend at home.
    • Got a pesky significant other or live with roommates? Tell them (lovingly) to leave you alone for the weekend. Or, lock yourself up in your room if you need to escape from others in your household. I'm lucky to live with someone that leaves me alone and has his own introvert tendencies, so I can usually find some alone time quite easily.
    • Prepare a quiet area just for you. I like the living room, where I can sprawl on the couch and binge watch TV shows, read books, or catch up on posts on Tumblr or Pinterest.
    • Set the mood by lighting candles or incense, choose soft or natural lighting to create an ambiance of relaxation. If it’s noisy outside, draw the blinds so you can shut out the world. Turn on your favorite music and tune out the outside world.
    • Don’t answer the door, no matter who comes to bug you. Don't pick up the phone if you don't feel like it. Stay secluded in your fortress of solitude! 
    • Eat well. I like starting off my mornings with a simple breakfast, like hash browns, bagels, or tofu scramble and fresh-brewed coffee. Something hearty and nourishing that still doesn't take that much effort to prepare. The rest of the day I play by ear - sometimes I’ll feel like taking care of myself and make a healthy green juice, other times I’ll feel like pigging out on junk food and eat all the chips, cookies, and unhealthy snacks in the house! Either way, I do what I want and don’t feel bad about eating well. Pro-tip: Make sure to have all groceries on-hand prior to the weekend starting, so, duh, you don't have to leave the house.
    Eat well, enjoy some vegan mac n cheese pizza like the one I made above!
    Vegan Yack Attack has the recipe for you!
    • Comfort is key, so go ahead and lounge in those pajamas or cozy robe all weekend. I like wrapping myself up in warm blankets during cooler months, and blasting the AC in warmer months. Make a comfy nest and snuggle in! Invite your pets to keep you cozy!
    • Entertain yourself. I like to catch up on TV shows or movies on these hermit weekends. Sometimes I’ll let my Hulu queue fill up with a few episodes of a show just so I can binge watch it during a weekend. Or I’ll use the time to re-watch shows or movies on Netflix or from my DVD collection. On a recent hermit weekend I re-watched most of Twin Peaks and on another watched the last season of American Horror Story. If it’s close to a holiday like Halloween or Christmas and I have a rare weekend alone, I’ll try to watch seasonal-themed stuff. Don't feel guilty about lazing on the couch and watching whatever you feel like! 
    • Take naps. Is there anything better than taking a short nap in the middle of the day? My younger self would argue against this, but adult me loooooves mid-day naps now! 
    • Read. Pick up a paper, a magazine or a book and read at your leisure. While I love watching movies or shows, I also like to devote some time to reading. Some weekends I'll just browse through a few books, while other times I'll spend the whole weekend immersed in a novel. 
    • Make something. While most of the time I am content watching TV or reading a book, sometimes I feel creative and ambitious, which will lead me to write, draw, bake, or do something else hands-on, like building something or putting together a puzzle. So if you want, whip up something in the kitchen, paint something, create some music, anything you are into!
    Mister Havoc likes to creep me company, and I don't mind sharing
     my introvert weekend with him! 
    Here he is saying, "you mean we get to hang out ALL weekend?!"
    • Enjoy the little things and quiet moments - a warm cup of coffee/tea, the way the sunlight dances on the wall, the smell of burning candles, the whisper from turning the pages of a book, a cat's purr; sometimes simple pleasures are the greatest treasures. 
    • Pamper yourself some more. Take a bath in clouds of bubbles, drench yourself in a sweet scent,  try some DIY beauty treatments, wrap yourself in a luxurious robe and revel in your awesomeness. This weekend is all about self-indulgence!
    How often are you able to “treat yo’self” (as Donna and Tom would say on Parks and Rec) and indulge in a stay at home weekend? I try to indulge as often as I can, and not having kids or too many social responsibilities or family close makes it rather easy. I really do look forward to these types of weekends, and find my time alone sacred.


    If you can't spare a whole weekend to solitude, you can do any of these things in small chunks throughout the day, week, etc. If you are super-busy, make sure to carve out some alone time to relax and enjoy the little things you like doing! It could be as simple as spending 10 minutes browsing Pinterest or Tumblr, watching your favorite show or reading for a few minutes before bed.

    Do you ever enjoy a stay at home weekend? How do you spend your alone time?

    Viva la solitude!

    Food Review: Hampton Creek's Just Cookie Dough

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    I have been looking forward to Hampton Creek's new Just Cookie Dough ever since I heard about it way back in 2014. Vegans already have the delectable Eat Pastry line of vegan cookie dough (which is freaking fantastic!), but I can't complain about having MORE options when it comes to vegan desserts! I finally spotted the Just Cookie Dough at Whole Foods in their refrigerated section, though there were only a few packages left (that's a good thing, though!)! I quickly grabbed a Chocolate Chip tub and couldn't wait to get home to enjoy some raw cookie dough (ah, another perk of eating vegan!).

    Reminder to self: don't eat the whole tub if you plan on baking cookies!

    The label states that the cookie dough is non-GMO, cholesterol-free, egg-free, dairy-free, kosher and has no artificial colors or flavors. There is no mention of the product being vegan, but this is pretty standard for Hampton Creek, the company that makes this product along with the rad Just Mayo. They believe the "vegan" label scares off mainstream consumers and therefore they try to avoid using the term. Hey, if this marketing trick works to get more vegan products into American homes then I'm all for it! And despite missing a "vegan" label, this product is indeed vegan. When I posted the a photo of the dough on Instagram, there were some people that were unsure whether it was vegan, questioning everything from the logo to the palm oil/sugar sources and possible hidden milk ingredients in this product. Rest assured, it's vegan!


    Why yes, I did continue eating the dough as I was spooning it onto
    the baking sheet! It was just too good not to!

    The Just Cookie Dough can be enjoyed straight out of the tub raw, or baked up into cookies! The raw cookie dough is a light brown color and speckled with generous amounts of chocolate chips. The consistency and texture of the dough is spot on and similar to the cookie dough laden with eggs and butter. In fact, it took me back to childhood and baking chocolate chip cookies with my sister. It was thick, moist and spooned up nicely! A spoon proved a dangerous tool, as I kept taking more and more bites of the cookie dough, and I nearly ate half of the tub before I stopped myself so I could bake up the rest as cookies! Oops, but at least it was a delicious mistake!

    Perfect little Just Cookie Dough balls.

    Ready for baking! 

    The dough rolls up nicely into little balls, which I placed on parchment paper on a cookie sheet and stuck into the oven, which I had pre-heated to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. After about 10 minutes, I pulled out some heavenly smelling cookies! They were ooey-gooey, but after a few minutes they firmed up and were simply scrumptious! I'm pretty sure that no one would be able to pick these out as vegan cookies in a blind taste test - their texture and taste are incredibly similar to what I remember the cookies made from Pillsbury cookie dough tasting like!

    A peek at the gorgeous, chocolate chip laden mid-section of a fresh
    baked cookie.

    These are straight out of the oven and a little puffy, but after a few
    minutes they deflated a bit and developed into the perfect crispy
    but still soft in the middle cookies!

    Now, how do these stack up against the vegan gold standard of cookie dough, Eat Pastry? I think that if you are eating the cookie dough raw, they are very similar. They are both delicious, though as far as texture Just Cookie Dough might have the slight edge as it feels closer to "traditional" cookie dough and is a bit more moist/oily than Eat Pastry's. However, as for baked cookies I have to give the definitive edge to Just Cookie Dough. In the past, my Eat Pastry cookies came out kinda blah and too crispy. I didn't have this problem with Just Cookie Dough, and the cookies came out a lightly toasted brown with the perfect amount of softness in the middle! They really DO taste like the cookies you used to buy in the tube and make at home!

    Just look at that perfect, crinkle-y cookie filled with chocolate chips!

    Mmmmmm...these are all for me!

    Besides the chocolate chip flavor, Hampton Creek offers Just Cookie Dough in Sugar, Oatmeal Raisin, and Peanut Butter flavors. I can't wait to try those, because their Chocolate Chip Just Cookie Dough was a big hit! Right now, you can find it at Whole Foods and it should also be rolled out to other stores. One thing I really dig about Hampton Creek is that they try to keep their products accessible to everyone, which is why you can find their vegan Just Mayo in places like Dollar Store, Walmart and Target (and it's cheap!). I'm hoping they will also do this with their Just Cookie Dough so more people can enjoy it and discover just how easy (and delicious) it is to be vegan!

    Stacks of cookies that won't last long in this household!

    For more info, visit Hampton Creek's website!

    Beauty Review: Acure Argan Oil

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    Lately I have been embracing my hair's natural curl and letting it do its thing instead of straightening it. The switch came about a month ago, when I decided to give my hair a break since it was becoming damaged from all the heat styling (blow drying and using a straightening iron at least 3 times a week) I was subjecting it to. Without blow drying and straightening, my hair is naturally curly, but it is also really coarse and thick with some frizz. I needed a product that tamed my hair, made it softer, but also one accentuated my curls, all with minimal styling (I refuse to spend more than five minutes on my hair in the morning).

    I looked through my cabinets, and luckily I had a sample of Acure's Argan Oil (from a Vegan Cuts beauty box), so I have been using that on my hair for the past month. The argan oil has been working out really well! First off, a little goes a long way, and even though I have a lot of thick, coarse hair, I found I only needed a few drops to achieve the results I was looking for! In fact, I JUST ran out of the tiny sample bottle I received after a month of use!

    Secondly, it works wonders on my hair! With just a few drops my hair goes from a frizzy, coarse mess to soft waves and curls. I apply it to towel-dried hair by "scrunching" it in and then letting it air-dry. It controls the frizz, makes my hair softer, and keeps my natural body and waves, all without making my hair look greasy or weighed down. It functions as both a styling tool as well as a hair treatment. After using the argan oil, I feel like my hair is in much better shape, is more manageable, and is much softer.

    A third positive is that Acure's Argan Oil is certified organic, is sustainably harvested to protect the argan tree, and comes from a woman's cooperative in Morocco. All of Acure's products are cruelty-free, and most (including this product) are vegan and contain no animal ingredients or by-products (as a reminder, always check the ingredient labels!).

    Fourth, the product has other uses besides hair care. You can use it on your skin as a moisturizer. Besides my hair, I love using the argan oil on my cuticles to soften then. You can also use it anywhere on your body (especially rough areas like elbows and knees), on your face to fight fine lines, and on scars and stretch marks to minimize them. On skin, the oil is lightweight and absorbs very quickly. On hair, it does the same and doesn't leave any oily, greasy residue. A little goes a long way, so just a few drops will do!

    After I ran out of my sample, I purchased a full-size bottle of Acure Argan Oil on Amazon for a very reasonable price! The bottle is fairly large (especially in relation to the sample I received), so I anticipate it lasting me several months.

    I highly recommend Acure's Argan Oil, especially if you are looking for a wonderful styling tool and hair treatment for unruly hair!

    Purchase on Amazon!

    Baked Vegan Almond Feta Cheese

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    I was over at a friend's house a few months ago, and she made the most mouth-watering vegan feta cheese that I have been dying to have again! Unlike some vegan cheeses, this one was super-simple to make, and when I was over at her house I think it was done in less than an hour. It also uses easy-to-find ingredients, doesn't have any crazy cultures, and there is no long prep, so you could enjoy it tonight if you wanted! I was really stunned how easy it was to make, so I vowed to make it myself!

    I have been craving the cheese ever since that night, so I set out to recreate it. I found several recipes online, and decided to use this one from The Graceful Kitchen, which is based on the original recipe from Maple Spice blog. The Graceful Kitchen recipe simplifies the original recipe from Maple Spice and does away with refrigeration time, tweaking some of the ingredients to compensate. 

    Blending all ingredients in the food processor! This is the thick, 
    paste-like consistency you are looking for.

    Basically, you take all your ingredients (almond meal, olive oil, water, fresh lemon juice, garlic, salt) and mix together in a food processor until a thick paste forms, form it into a cheese wheel with a little help from plastic wrap (see below image), and bake it for about 20 minutes! That's it! I won't repost the recipe here since it isn't mine, but you can find the simple recipe on The Graceful Kitchen here. A slightly more complicated recipe can be found on Maple Spice (this one really isn't that complicated, it's just that the cheese rests in the fridge for a while before baking). 

    Scrape the cheese "dough" from the food processor onto plastic wrap,
    then twist and form the cheese into a round shape about 1 1/4 inch thick,
    as seen below.

    The flattened cheese then goes on parchment paper to be baked 
    in the oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 20 - 25 minutes.

    I will say that mine did not turn out as white as the final products from either The Graceful Kitchen or Maple Spice. I purchased my almond meal from the bulk bins, and it was a lot darker due to the bits of outer almond shell that where speckled throughout it. Still, despite its less than creamy appearance, my cheese wheel still turned out pretty tasty! Maybe next time I will find some whiter almond meal so the finished product looks more cheese-like, but for now I'm okay with it's speckled appearance! 

    I was amazed that I could make my own vegan cheese, especially so easily and with minimal ingredients! It turned out really tasty, and is delicious served with grapes, pears, figs, apples, or spread on crackers or bread. 

    Beauty Review: Savvy Boheme Tall Americano Bath and Body Oil

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    I received a sample of Savvy Boheme's Tall Americano Bath and Body Oil in a Vegan Cuts subscription box I purchased, and have been obsessed with this body oil ever since! At first glance, I didn't really think I would like it, and it sat on my dresser for quite a while before I decided to try it. I instantly regretted not using it sooner, because this stuff is amazing!

    It is made with nourishing oils including grapeseed oil, extra virgin olive oil, sweet almond oil, apricot oil, and vitamin E oil, and infused with scents from the essential oils of coffee, sweet orange, and vanilla. It reminds me of a sunny Italian coffee bar with its strong scents of espresso and orange peel, and a subtle hint of vanilla. The scent is both invigorating and centering, and it has the ability to both wake me up and calm me, if that makes any sense! To be honest, I didn't think I would care much for the scent, which seemed a little too sunshine-y for this ghoulish girl. However, I now find the scent to be delightful and uplifting!

    In addition to the lovely scent, the Tall Americano is one of the few body oils I've used that actually absorbs into my skin really quickly. I can put clothes on right right after applying it without feeling like they will get soaked in oil. Not only does it absorb really quickly, but it also moisturizes like a dream! During the dry winter here in SoCal my legs get really dry and itchy, but ever since I started using Savvy Boheme's body oil this winter I have had no problems. I apply it after my shower and unlike other body oils I don't have to bother with toweling it off since my skin soaks it right up. It keeps my legs and the rest of my body well-moisturized and oh-so soft and smooth!

    I really love this body oil, which does a fantastic job at nourishing my skin and making me smell lovely! It not only can be used as a body oil, but also works great as shaving oil, facial cleanser, makeup remover, suntan oil, or added to bath water for a luxuriously scented and exceptionally moisturizing body treatment!

    This product is available for purchase at a discount on the Vegan Cuts Marketplace!


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